A Little Humor And A Little Wisdom
May 18, 2013 Leave a comment
While I was doing my usual spring cleaning and dust was flying about, I found the following items:
1. “You don’t have to worry about termites in Montana, they just freeze!” –Elsie Birkholz
2. “Cohen was a lovely husband, but he’s no good frozen.” –Allan Sherman, “J.C. Cohen” from For Swingin’ Livers Only!
3. The first words that a single mother’s child learns to say: “Ma-ma”, “Mo-ney.”
4. Russians are very proud that they don’t resemble Eastern or Western civilization!
5. “A critic is a person who can turn something into nothing.” –Hans Christian Andersen
6. “A lifetime is more
than sufficiently long
for people to get what there is of it
wrong!” –Piet Hein, from Grooks
7. “The interesting thing is not actually reaching B, but in how one gets from A to B.” –Don Juan, The Art of Seduction
8. “The way to deal with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly.” –Mrs Which, from Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time
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