Surprise! Russian Humor: The Encore
April 5, 2015 2 Comments
Here are some more samples of Russian wit at work:
A teacher asked his student why he didn’t do his homework.
The student asked him:
–Did you correct my dictation?
The teacher answered:
–No. I corrected students’ dictations from the other classes.
The student responded:
–Well, I did the homework for my other teachers.
A boy’s mother told him that if he got a tattoo, he could just get out of the house.
His father told him that such an opportunity doesn’t happen very often and that he should make the best use of it.
A patient was at the psychologist’s office:
–At work, it seems that nobody understands me; all I see are dull eyes, indifferent looks and a total lack of desire to listen to me.
The psychologist asked his patient:
–What do you do for a living?
The patient replied:
–I teach quantum physics.
A daughter was begging her relatives for a baby brother or a baby sister.
Her mother tried to explain:
–Understand, precious, that Daddy is on a trip and he won’t return for several days. Until Daddy gets back, we can’t have a baby.
But the little girl retorted:
–Just the opposite! We’ll have the baby right now, and when Daddy returns, we’ll tell him: Surprise!”
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Robert.
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You’re welcome as always, Rommel.
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