“Where’s The Moon? I Don’t See The Moon!” Or, Mathematics To The Rescue

I was dragging myself up the stairs of Founders Hall.  The cement steps and barren walls reflected the darkness of the time ahead.  For, my next class was Speech Communication with Professor B.  I was not doing well in the course.  As my current lady would say:  “You’re going down, down, down!”  And so I was.  But perhaps, I should tell you something about Miss B and how I got into trouble.

Miss B was a tall, wiry lady with sharp, unforgiving eyes and a total lack of manners.  We didn’t get along from the start.  I remember her saying with a sarcastic tone:  “Look at that!  A little boy wearing his tennies!”  She was frank, if nothing else.  And when I tried to act out a favorite childhood verse, she would yell out:  “Where’s the moon?  I don’t see the moon!”  At the time, that comment stunned and hurt me, because I was quite fond of the verse I was interpreting.  Later, Professor B told me that the only thing that could save me was the final, which was a monologue of at least ten minutes.  I thought and thought about possible selections.  I knew if I picked something well-known I could be compared with the greatest and I’d come up way short.  Fortunately, at that time, I was reading some wonderful mathematical stories from Clifton Fadiman’s Fantasia Mathematica.  Bruce Elliot’s story, “The Last Magician” really appealed to me.  The main character was an old man who was fond of a magician’s helper and commits murder because of the cruel way the magician treats her when a futurist society has condemned her to death for misceganation(She was Martian and became pregnant by the magician from Earth).  So, the story had intrigue, action build-up and the main character was an old man.  And, growing up next door to my Dad’s parents, I knew my Grandpa Johnny quite well, so I thought I could act out the part with some accuracy.  Also, the story dealt with the magician trying to escape from a supposedly real Klein bottle

Attempt to picture a Klein bottle, a three dimensional surface that has only one side, which is impossible.

An attempt at constructing a Klein bottle, a three dimensional surface that has only one side, which is impossible.

and was mathematical in nature, so probably few, if any, people had seen it performed.  When I thought about all the advantages, I thought it would be an excellent choice for a monologue.  I would need to trim some parts, though.

Finally, the long-awaited day arrived.  Everyone was busy rehearsing their lines and trying to get into character.  Wouldn’t you know it?  I was the first person Miss B called on.  I knew if I wanted to do well, I was going to have to become an old man in every way.  I tried hard to imagine my Grandpa Johnny and become him.  I tried to walk with difficulty, struggle to get some of my words out and look confused.  And as I reached the podium, the words did come out.  “The harder he worked the worse he treated Aydah…  It seemed as if every time I turned around I’d find her hiding in some corner, crying… I knew she would have to die.  That was why I had pressed the button that switched the bottles the first time, before she ever did…  I guess I must be getting old;  lately I’ve taken to wondering about King Solomon.  He knew so much, I wonder if he knew about Klein bottles…”  Then, a loud applause.

“Well, Bob just disappeared!  A feeble old man replaced him!”  Professor B’s eyes sparkled with admiration and respect.   Mathematics had come to the rescue.

 

 

Robert Brooks: The Wizard of Shape, part 3.

RW:  Dr. Brooks, could you explain or give examples of geometrical shapes derived from a sphere?

RB:  Let me give you an example of the torus, which resembles a doughnut.  This was part of a lecture I gave in my class, which dealt with the Classification of Surfaces.  This is one of the great theorems of topology.  To set up the statement of the theorem, take a sphere(see Figure 3).  Now take a torus(see Figure 4).  Then take a two-holed torus(see Figure 5).  And now down below you have a projective space(see Figure 6).  It’s not oriented, so you can’t draw it properly.  And then take the Klein bottle, which you also can’t draw(see Figure 7).

RW:  Right.  The Klein bottle is the surface that continues into itself without end, somewhat like a three-dimensional Mobius strip.

RB:  Yes.  Let’s return to the projective space(see Figure 8).  We’ll put a little handle on it(see Figure 9).  You can take other spaces, and put more handles on them.TOPO 4A

RW:  So you’re taking the basic sphere and adding holes.

RB:  Well, think of it as adding handles.  A torus is a sphere with one handle, and the two-holed torus is a sphere with two handles.  To understand what I mean by handle, just think of what’s attached to your luggage.  So, if you think of your luggage as a sphere, and attach a handle to it,  you get Figure 10a.  And then if you start shrinking the sphere down and pull the handle, you get Figure 10b.  Eventually, your shrinking and pulling will result in Figure 10c.TOPO 5A  And so the shape in Figure 11(a-c) is the same as pulling the two handles on the sphere. TOPO 6A And then you take the real projective plane(the space of all lines going through the origin.  It is obtained by identifying opposite points on a sphere.  It is also called the cross cap.) and the Klein bottle, and you put handles on them.  By taking a square, and folding the appropriate ends such that the arrows are lined up and pointing the same way, you can obtain the shapes we have been discussing:  torus, Klein bottle, sphere, and real projective plane(see Figures 12a-12d).TOPO 7A

First, I will define a surface as an object such that any sufficiently small piece of it can lie in the plane.  Second, I will assume that the surface has no boundary.  For instance, if you puncture a sphere, it goes out like a balloon, and you can imagine it continuing like an infinite plane.  The third thing that I’m going to insist on is that the surfaces are compact, which means whenever you have infinitely many points, they have to pile up.

RW:  So by compact we’re placing a limit?

RB:  Yes.  Then the question is, “What are all the possible surfaces, if you call two surfaces the same if you can obtain one from the other by deforming them through stretching?”(See Figures 13-19). TOPO 8A And the theorem states that these shapes form a complete list.  Okay, take the sphere, and add a number of handles on it.  Take the projective plane, add a number of handles on it.  Take the Klein bottle, and add a number of handles and that will form all possible surfaces.  Okay, in the terms that I specified in this theorem are all the two-dimensional shapes which don’t have any boundary and are compact.  This is it.  It’s beautiful, you know.  I don’t know if you count this as an abstract theorem.

RW:  Well, it’s a generalization, which is an abstraction of sorts; moving from a specific example to some kind of rule.

RB:  From that point it is an abstraction.  You go to the proof, and, in step one, you list all the parts that such a surface might be built out of.  There are seven parts.

RW:  It’s interesting when we look at these shapes that some of them look very familiar.  The upside-down version of the Y-shape looks like a pair of pants on a store dummy.

RB:  Actually, the technical term for this shape is “pairs of pants.”

RW:  So your point is that there’s something very concrete about all of this.  We can recognize some things as ordinary objects.  Yet, it’s also true that we are aiming for certain generalizations about these objects.  This seems to me to be somewhat abstract.

RB:  I think, in terms of the metaphor you used about looking into the soul of an object, that the soul needn’t be some abstract thing.  It could be made out of bits and pieces of these shapes.  On the one hand, it’s abstract in the sense that you’re looking into the essence of things.  On the other hand, it’s concrete;  you can sit down and play with these shapes with your children.

My 100th Post: Just for Fun

Today I celebrate my 100th post!  I am so grateful to the visitors that have come from 62 different countries for their support and interest in my posts.  Health willing, I plan to offer more posts in the future.

I thought I would offer a glimpse into some items that have meant a lot to me over the years.  I hope you appreciate them.

Dorothy riding the Cowardly Lion, and the Wizard of Oz riding the Hungry Tiger

Dorothy riding the Cowardly Lion, and the Wizard of Oz riding the Hungry Tiger. Part of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz map by Dick Martin

  The Tin Woodman rowing the Scarecrow on the Blue Moon.
The Tin Woodman rowing the Scarecrow on the Blue Moon.

Russian nesting doll

Russian nesting doll

My totem pole, which Grandma brought me from her trip to Alaska in the early 1960s.

My totem pole, which Grandma brought me from her trip to Alaska in the early 1960s.

My silver unicorn to fight for me in times of danger.

My silver unicorn to fight for me in times of danger.

This lion bank(which is empty) was given to me by Grandma for my junior high performance as Androcles in George Bernard Shaw's Androcles and the Lion.

This lion bank(which is empty) was given to me by Grandma for my junior high performance as Androcles in George Bernard Shaw’s Androcles and the Lion.

A Kein Bottle, which was given to me by Dad.  A Mobius strip is a two-dimensional surface with one edge.  Technically, a Klein Bottle is a three-dimensional surface with one edge.(It is impossible to realize in practice.)

A Kein Bottle, which was given to me by Dad. A Mobius Strip is a two-dimensional surface with one edge.  Felix Klein tried to imagine what would happen if you sewed two Mobius Strips together to create a bottle with one side and no edge.  Since its outside is its inside, it has no volume!  But it requires four dimensions for the surface to pass through itself without a hole.

Thanks again for your ideas and support.  Hope to see you soon!