A Few Samples Of Humor

Here are a few samples of humor:

1.  What did the patient say to the endodontist who pushed him by accident during a procedure?  “You’ve got some nerve.”

2.  A criminal scheduled for lethal injection was overjoyed that his execution would take place in Ashland, Oregon.  When his friend asked him why, the criminal replied:  “In Ashland they use all natural ingredients.”

3.  Putin is building a coffin on Red Square, so he can change places with Medvedev.