A Little Russian Humor

The following two samples of a little Russian humor come from the September 2011 issue of Laughter All-Around:  

“Lucy, look over there!  A star is falling!  Better make a wish!”

“I wish that you would marry me!”

“Oh, look!  The star just flew back again!”

“Young lady, please let me help you!”

“Thank you, but the bag isn’t that heavy.”

“I’m not talking about the bag.  I am a plastic surgeon.”